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another good reason

Posted on Jun 21, 2011 in News | 0 comments
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…to give back some credit to Lombroso

from http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bashar_al-AssadSyrians collectively decided on January 26th, 2011 that they were sick of Asshat and his regime making their lives miserable. They began protesting and demanding Asshat and his regime go directly to jail, do not pass go, and do not collect 2 billion dollars or live in a Saudi retirement home for ousted dictators. Asshat said he still wanted to be in charge, and that if they didn’t want him in charge, he would hold another legitimate, non-rigged election which would surely result in a 90+ percent majority in favor of him. When this failed to satisfy the incredulous crowds, Asshat ordered his military to begin the genocide they had always secretly longed for, which caused the price of oil to rise.

He definitely mastered his salute

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