…to give back some credit to Lombroso from http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bashar_al-Assad: Syrians collectively decided on January 26th, 2011 that they were sick of Asshat and his regime making their lives miserable. They began protesting and demanding Asshat and his regime go directly to jail, do not pass go, and do not collect 2 billion dollars or live in a Saudi retirement home for ousted dictators. Asshat said...